AN ANGEL AND ANOTHER ANGEL, by thatmotherfucker.

26th January 2012

AN ANGEL AND ANOTHER ANGEL, by thatmotherfucker.

Needs more strippers.

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Here’s the Plot to Femslash Fandom Popularity:

a) Quinn Fabray: AN ANGEL, is a secret lesbian with a MASSIVE CRUSH on Rachel Berry (also angel) that she is very shy/cute/special ed about, and every day after school she waits by Rachel’s locker to talk to her about something or other and it’s awkward and fumbling and Rachel is a little confused by this so decides to investigate/stalk what is going on with Quinn!

b) So they chase each other around and it’s obvious to EVERYONE ELSE (EVERYONE) that they are gay for each other but lol those girls, so silly.

c) Then Rachel wears [revealing item of clothing DISPLAYING LEGS] and Quinn goes all stupid-faced over and then ends up fumbling out some gibberish like “Just be quiet, Berry, nobody likes a winner” and Rachel is offended and cries.

d) Then SANTANA explains to RACHEL that QUINN is like a TEN YEAR OLD BOY tugging on her PIGTAILS and RACHEL is like OH I WILL PERSUADE HER TO DATE ME.

e) Adorable stalking ensues which is adorable with many adorable items being left in Quinn’s locker which isn’t breaking and entering or creepy because it’s CUTE!

f) Then eventually Quinn is like, stammer stammer, omg Rachel you’re so beautiful I only ever called you those awful things because I’m afraid of being gay because [insert church/parents/Beth with two mommies] but I can’t help myself: your legs! Your voice! Your everything!

g) Rachel has shining eyes with stars in them at this point and says, DO NOT FRET, QUINNIFER, I WILL SAVE YOU FROM ANYTHING AT ALL. Will you move to New York with me after we have drawn out, very wet sex for a while?

h) YES! says Quinn.

i) And then they proceed to never ever argue and adopt an adorable kitten or three chihuahuas that they name Liza, Barbra and Patti and Quinn will happily have 3 of Rachel’s babies and…

j) … I’d write “The End” here, but we all know this story would be at least 150 chapters long. Because THERE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH!

[the end]